Unique sandbox dating sim Date Everything! is slated to launch in mid-June


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Game delays are completely normal and acceptable, but after it happens to one game twice I begin to get antsy—especially when it’s one as hilariously creative as Date Everything! All love is good love in Date Everything!, where you can date everything in your home, from your front door to your laundry hamper. The game was first announced for an October 2024 release date before being delayed to Valentine’s Day 2025 (which would have been perfect) and again to June 2025. Today’s news confirms a mid-June release date for the game, as well as a physical release for console versions.

Date Everything! creates a dating pool out of everyday home objects. Sport a cool pair of “Dateviator” sunglasses to learn about the objects found in your home and what magic they make. Chat up the fridge, the vacuum, the laundry hamper, or even the air. Each object has three different relationship statuses: Love, Friendship, or Hate.

Date Everything! developer Sassy Chap Games was founded by four renowned voice actors: Robbie Daymond (Marvel’s Spider-Man, Critical Role), Ray Chase (Final Fantasy XV, X-Men ‘97), Max Mittelman (One Punch Man, Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth), and Amanda Hufford (Genshin Impact, The Amazing Digital Circus). The game is also voiced by a superstar cast, including Laura Bailey (The Last of Us), Troy Baker (Indiana Jones and The Great Circle), Johnny Yong Bosch (Bleach), Ashley Burch (Horizon), Felicia Day (Fallout), Grey DeLisle (The Last Airbender), Matt Mercer (Critical Role), Neil Newbon (Baldurs Gate 3), Ben Starr (Final Fantasy XVI), and more.

Today’s release date trailer, seen below, features Felicia Day as Skylar explaining how Dateviators work. Warning: spicy language ahead!



From Team17 and Sassy Chap Games, the key features for Date Everything! include:

  • 100 fully voiced datable characters for players to fall madly in love with.
  • Branching dialogue that leads to multiple endings for each character.
  • Over 4 hours of music with each dateable character featuring their own theme.
  • 11,000+ hand-drawn images.
  • 1.2 million words and 70,000 voicelines.
  • A fully interactive 3D overworld that changes based on choices made in the playthrough.
Developed by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17, Date Everything! will be released for PC via Steam, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, and Xbox Series. It will be released for all three consoles during the following months.
 

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